The Real Caffeine

Today just for fun I'm going through Google Earth and labelling everything I know the name of in Colorado Springs. I've got most of 8th Street Down, except I had to ask my dad for the name of one place. I went in and said "Hey, what's that little restaurant you used to eat at all the time across from your office?" And he goes "Why, are you making a date?" and I go "No, I'm making a map" and then he gave me the strangest look and said "La Casita" and I went "Thanks!" and went away.

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Uh, I think it's tradition to do a "year in review" post on a weblog, so here. Goes. This year was kind of crazy for my family. We had a buyer for Dad's business, and then he got a new job and had to go down to Louisiana. All kinds of things are happening now that haven't ever happened before. Things are still happening as we speak. I just can't tell you about them all :-D

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This thing driving me crazy! It looks like a pencil but it's not! it's a ray of sunshine and I keep trying to pick it up thinking it's a pencil and GAH! NO MORE PEPSI FOR BREAKFAST!

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I just took an entertainment quiz. I only got %30 of the questions right. This may be the first time ever that I'm so happy to have failed a test. Seriously. If I'm ever so into the movie stars' lives that I get a %100 on one of those quizzes, I'll probably become a hermit or something, because the stars live miserable lives. They don't know what they're doing apart from in their movies, obviously, and it's making us all mess up. They get married and divorced in the same week, they aren't loyal, they're stuck up and snotty, they're greedy, they say things and then desperately try to take the back. Most of movie stars today I just view as humongous jerks who waste our time with their lies. I wish they would stop.

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LOL!

Posted by The Real Caffeine at 3:43 PM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

Just time for a quick post! Merry Christmas, y'all!

Posted by The Real Caffeine at 3:14 PM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

Well, I seem to have messed up. Sorry. I put the wrong image in. The one below is the correct one.



GENERAL HINTS:

1. Use Wikipedia


2. Use Google


3. Use IMDB


4. Use Paint

Posted by The Real Caffeine at 3:50 PM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

I've officially decided to make a puzzle game. To help you get started, here's some clues!

HINT: Use Google. More often than not, it'll help. And more often than not, it's not the fist link.

HINT: At least every five pages there will be a page at a specific site.

HINT: You get a t-shirt if you finish first with the proof that you did. You'll know what the proof is.



Pat: is that all we get?
Brian: uh huh
Pat: and.... what's the object of the game?
Brian: to win a t-shirt
Pat: really?
and how do we do that?
Brian: by winning the game
Pat: and how do we do that?
Brian: by solving the puzzle. I get the feeling you're not gonna get the t-shirt
Pat: ok cool, this "puzzle" you speak of, what's the goal?
Brian: to find the end
Pat: o.....k. I'm assuming we won't know what the end is till we get there eh?
Brian: eh, pretty much

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Mom called me downstairs today and said "hey, what's the URL of your blog?" She was sending it to my cousin Kaity. Hi Kaity! So I went and said "the" and she wrote it down, and then I said "real" "caffeine" "dot" "blog" "sp" At this point she looked at me and said "Spuh? Like dot spuh?" And I go "No, just Spuh." So she typed it in while shaking her head and then I said "ot" "OT?" "Yeah, ot." "okay...." "dot" "uh huh" "co" "co? That's it?" "no, mmm" "mmm?" "Yeah, mmm." Then she had typed in therealcaffeine.blogspot.com and she looked at it and said it and then she tried to smack me.

....

Hi Kaity!

Posted by The Real Caffeine at 7:10 PM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

I'm glad that people can't read other peoples' thoughts. Last night at the christmas party I had a lot of caffeine and I'm afraid I said some things that offended people, but if they could see my thoughts, they would feel really bad. Because I feel really guilty. I'm gonna have to apologize....

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I was just talking with Pat about our old Lego collections and it brought back a lot of memories for me. Legos as a child for me were an endless source of fun, since there were no other kids in my neighborhood to play with. My sister and I always made up fantastic stories like what we saw on TV and in the movies that totally defied physics and everything. It was so great. We had this one little lego dude with a cool shirt and sometimes a helmet who we called "saverlifer" because, you know, he was so great at saving lives. He probably hated that name, but he got to star in all of the adventures (until he got a co-star, Jar-Jar Binks) so he probably wouldn't have complained all that much. Like this one time, the arc de triomphe in Paris was getting destroyed by a godzilla monster and so Saverlifer came riding in on his motorcycle to save the day and he jumped off of the motorcycle just in time for it to run into the godzilla monster's foot. The monster fell down and then it was defeated and they all had tea (the tea was my sister's idea though.) Ah, good times, good times.

Posted by The Real Caffeine at 7:36 PM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

XBOX 360: did you know the new xbox is rigged to detonate after 12 hours of playtime? Also, it brainwashes you to make you want to eat small children.

PS3: doesn't require an outlet but instead drains energy from all your appliances until they shrivel up and won't make your breakfast anymore.

Revolution: makes it's own power because it doubles as a portable cold fusion reactor. It also improves your odds of winning the lottery, and makes hot women attracted to you.

Guess which system I'm gonna buy?

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Pat: OO_OO
Brian: that's like a whole bunch of fingers and a flat thing
Pat: slap

You have just sent a Nudge!
PH33R 73H CH33R! says:
button again
"I love to make waffles!" says:
OW!
"I love to make waffles!" says:
quit it!
"I love to make waffles!" says:
hits brian upside head again

Brian: hey Pat.
make your dream kitchen a reality, okay?
Pat: O_o
ok?

Preston: B 7
Preston: That's B diminished 7 right?
Preston: B D# F# A
Preston: I would know
Brian: I don't really care. Call a fork a fork.

Brian: hold on a min, phone's ringing
Brian: well that was weird
Brian: someone called my sisters phone and asked for me and then when I said that I was me, they said "oh, I need to talk to Brian" and hung up.
Rachel: people are weird...
Rachel: especially a few that i know....

Rachel: lol. sandcreek?
Brian: uh huh
Brian: that's the apartments right next to the church
Rachel: is that the ones right across the street?
Rachel: or like, by sandcreek high school?
Brian: ooh, psychic man strikes again!

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I stepped back to look at my work. Cleverly concealed under my sisters blankets was a vacuum cleaner, waiting for her to lay down that evening. Later in the evening, when I was working at my computer, I heard a loud exclamation "WHY IS THERE A VACUUM IN MY BED?!?" I look to my right as she drags out the central vacuum, hose and all, into the hall and drops it in a pile. She walks into my room, where I've collapsed on the floor laughing, and says "that's not funny." After another set of convulsions, I look up and say ""look at it this way, you'll always have stories to tell your children about growing up with their crazy uncle Brian." and she goes "Yeah, if you live long enough to be a crazy uncle Brian."

That was the funniest thing ever. My abs hurt so bad now.

Posted by The Real Caffeine at 9:02 PM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

But you, O LORD, laugh at them;
you scoff at all those nations.

Psalm 59:8

Oh, that makes my day to know that God laughs at nations. It's just so incredible that He can look at a nation and laugh at it for it's foolishness. Wow, God is amazing.

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Brian: I've got my headset microphone on and I'm trying to bite the mic and it won't work 'cause the mic keeps moving, dang it.
Pat: -_-
Brian: darn it come back here! Dang this thing, dang it to heck!
Pat: you're nuts, lol
Brian: I can lick it though
Pat: lovely

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Being a part of American culture tells you that you're never good enough. You have to be "like Mike" or be able to play guitar "like Hendrix" or be good looking "like Brad Pitt" and stuff like that. Society tells people they will never be good enough to suceed, and that's a dangerous poison to be taking. The only one I'm going to be like is like Jesus.

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Harry Grindell Matthews

This guy was the coolest ever. He invented the death ray.

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"Arranging a pile of bricks into the configuration of a house requires work. One would hardly expect to accomplish this work with dynamite, however."

-from The Mystery of Life's Origin

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My phone buzzes. I have one new message, from Dad Cell. Read? Of course! Dad thanks me for plowing the driveway and says he misses me. Text messages are a rare commodity for me any more, and when I get a message like that it makes the occasion extra special. Text messages have to be one of the greatest things ever invented, right up there with sliced bread and shoes.

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